Things that make you go hmmm

Today I saw a billboard that advertised tattoos WHILE YOU WAIT. Such an improvement over the old system, where you had to drop off the body part to be inked and wait--sometimes for days--for it to be sent back to you.

Also, I heard that the almighty groundhog has proclaimed that we will have 6 more weeks of winter. At first I started to get angry or at least disappointed. But then I thought, heck, 6 weeks isn't that bad. I'll take 6 weeks. But I am putting the groundhog on notice that I expect winter to be OVER on March 16!