Vote for "Zits"!

No, I'm not asking you to elect acne to public office. Instead, our morning paper is asking its readers to vote on a replacement comic strip now that "Foxtrot" is no longer published daily.

"Zits" is a hysterically funny strip featuring the antics of "Jeremy Duncan, a 15-year-old aspiring rock musician, riddled with angst, boredom and parents who don't understand anything. Let him show you the wonderfully lousy world of being a 15-year-old. Meet Jeremy's parents Connie and Walt Duncan. Watch as they continue to try to figure out the mysterious science of parenting a teenager... " In short, "Zits" is my life.

Please go here and vote for "Zits" to be the new addition to the Louisville Courier-Journal's comics page. Vote early, vote often. Please, God, don't let "One Big Happy" win. That would be almost as depressing to me as the past 2 presidential elections.