He's a funny guy

Mike's homework for social studies the other day was to create an editorial cartoon. Here it is:



For those of you unable to make out the text next to the smiling flower, it says:

This cartoon is not in any way meant to inflame violence, hatred, or the burning of Danish embassies. Please consult a doctor before reading this or other editorial cartoons. Do not read editorial cartoons while operating heavy machinery, while consuming alcohol, or while taking other medication. All editorial cartoons run the risk of dependency. Some rare but serious side-effects include nausea, headaches, abdominal pain, cramps in the knees and/or elbows, temporary blindness, and increased blood pressure. Paid for by the Danish Ministry of Foreign Affairs.

I'd like to say that I don't know where he gets his whacky sense of humor, but I'm afraid I do. I, after all, was the one who suggested in vain that he include "For erections lasting longer than 4 hours . . . " Apparently, the child has more decorum than his mother.