WMATA announced late this afternoon that they'd be shutting down train service at midnight tonight and keeping it closed for all of tomorrow in order to do emergency inspections. Gotta stop these tunnel fires!
The Internet comedians wasted no time getting funny. Some suggestions for new Metro maps:
This is actually a real website that monitors Twitter for reports of smoke or fire on WMATA property to predict whether Metro is on fire:
Here's another regrettably useful website.
Guess I'll be working from home tomorrow!
3 years ago