Sisterhood of the traveling coat

A few months ago, my cousin Becky bought a red jacket because it reminded her of a red coat that our Grandma Jernigan had:



That inspired my Aunt Suzie to get out Grandma's old coat and to send the rest of us Jernigan ladies a message:

You have been deemed worthy of membership in the prestigious society of the Sisterhood of Grandma's Traveling Coat, also known as The RedCoat Society. The sacred red coat will soon be in your city, and the only requirement for membership in the prestigious society of the Sisterhood of Grandma's Traveling Coat is that you have your picture made wearing said coat in the required pose of left arm extended in a friendly greeting. Next, you must e-mail said photo to this address to be published on the Sisterhood's blog. Enclosed is a photo of the founding mother of the Sisterhood and its charter members.

Since then the coat has been traveling around, all over Florida and most recently up to Kentucky, and we have all taken our turns and raised our left hands in allegiance to the Sisterhood:



Go to Suzie's blog to see the full-size pictures. Long live the Sisterhood!

Either I need new glasses . . .

. . . or AOL News needs a new copyeditor:

Snow Ice delay day!

My, things certainly do change quickly around here. By 4 this morning what had started out as a 2-hour delay last night had changed to the cancellation of school entirely. Needless to say, there was much rejoicing around these here parts.

It's not a snow day though. Instead we've got a nice crop of ice going. Oh, well, I wouldn't be out there throwing snowballs anyway! I've got homework to do.

Scenes from the ice palace:



If you look beneath the flag in that one picture, you can see a branch that fell off my neighbor's tree. It doesn't look like much in the picture, but it made a very loud cracking noise as it fell.

Snow delay!

We've had a bit of wintry weather roll into the Kentuckiana region, and the Fort Knox schools have taken the unusual step of declaring a 2-hour delay for tomorrow. Needless to say, the kids and I are thrilled! Ah, nothing like sleeping late on a Tuesday!

Annabelle's friend Katie just came over to collect her for a snowball fight. Before they left for their snow war, they took Ginger out for a quick romp. This is the most snow Ginger has ever seen, and she thought it was pretty neat. Here she is with the girls (she was too busy sniffing the powder to look at the camera):



They took her for a lap around the house. After that, she was quite happy to head back for the warm, cozy house:



Now, I am a Florida girl, so I am not the foremost authority on snow. But isn't it supposed to be silent? I thought that was part of its charm. This snow is sizzling like bacon, which makes me think there is more going on out there than snow. Let's see what Yahoo has to say:



Lovely.

Winter reading challenge: an update

I'm making a little progress with the winter reading challenge. On Friday night I finished Nicholas and Alexandra. It didn't end any better for the Romanov family this time around than it has any other time I've read it. This was the first time I've read it though since having seen their graves (in August 2004):



Anyway, I really felt myself getting more and more anxious at the upcoming assassination scene, so I have decided to go for something light for my next book. Next up: Stupid and Contagious!

• In Defense of Food: An Eater's Manifesto
• Nicholas and Alexandra
• Russian Stories: A Dual-Language Book
• The Shia Revival: How Conflicts within Islam Will Shape the Future
• Stupid and Contagious
• Unhooked: How Young Women Pursue Sex, Delay Love and Lose at Both

Judge not lest ye be judged

I wound up volunteering as a judge for drama regionals today. If there is a volunteer position I am less suited for, I would like to know what it is. I would never have signed up in the first place, but Annabelle's drama coach needed to round up a certain number of judges for the competition, and he is a great guy. I really appreciate how much fun Annabelle has with the drama club, so how could I say no?

If drama regionals were American Idol, I would be Paula Abdul except without the good drugs. I can just see me flapping my hands together in a clappy sort of way and making sappy, encouraging comments.

Judging was excruciating for me! I live in a rainbow-colored world where everybody is a winner, but beyond that, all the acts that came before me were just so good that it was horrible to have to rank them.

The best part about being a judge was that when regionals ended in disappointment for Annabelle, I was able to tell her a little bit about the judge's side of things. I told her that for one thing, I really felt inadequately trained for such an important job. I also told her that I was stunned to see some of the acts that I ranked as being the highest scoring did NOT wind up going on to the state level. (Each act got performed for 2 different judges, and the scores were averaged.)

Apparently there is some sort of formula for number of judges that a school is required to provide. It has something to do with the number of contestants, and then if you don't have enough volunteers, your entry fees get raised. I have gone on record that next year I will happily ransom myself out of the judging business!

Today's post

This is today's post. Not too thrilling, is it? We've had a fun but hectic evening running up to Louisville, and we have to get up at the crack of dawn for Annabelle's drama regionals. So this is all you're getting today. I will try to do better tomorrow!

Trendspotting

I am not generally a good one for spotting upcoming trends. I bought a computer 10 years ago that had a CD drive even though I was pretty sure I would never have use for such a thing.

The other night, however, I shared a hotel room in Frankfort with another mom whose kids made the second day of competition at Regionals. We had so much fun! We hung out at the pool eating pizza with the coach, and then once we got back to our room, we stayed up way too late gossiping and giggling.

In the morning we talked about what a shame it is that we girls stop having slumber parties when we grow up. And then it hit me!

You know how 10 years ago nobody was in a book club, but now EVERYBODY has a book club? Well, my prediction is that in another 10 years, we're going to start having sleepovers again. I'll bring the chocolate-chip cookies!

'Twas a dark and stormy night

Oh, man, I feel raw this morning. I'm sure it didn't help that I had a cup of coffee at my meeting yesterday, but I just could not get to sleep last night. First I stayed up a little later than usual working on my homework. Then I got embroiled in my book, and I just don't know how one is expected to close the book and turn out the light when the last Tsar of Russia is abdicating his throne, not only for himself but also for his son! And then the weather hit . . .

Lots of rain, lots of wind, lots of thunder and lightning. The power went out briefly, which reminded me that I should get up and unplug the computer. I'm glad I did--I don't know if the zap traveled through the cable or through the power cord, but I'm minus one router this morning. Oh and that poor old laptop with the sucky spacebar that was giving Annabelle such fits last night? Yeah, it doesn't want to turn on this morning. I think it might be fried.

When the power came back on, I turned on the TV to watch the weather. Once I could see that we were in the clear, I tried to get to sleep, but a firetruck pulled up in front of our house with its lights flashing. I got up and spied on the firemen through the miniblinds but never did figure out what they were up to. Pretty soon they left, and I finally drifted off.

I suppose I should go get dressed. I've got yet another meeting today at 10. I wish I could just crawl back into bed though!

The itchy and scratchy show

Sunday night Mike had a crop of what appeared to be bug bites around his knees. At first I thought maybe they were some weird side effect of his shaving his legs last week. I gave him 2 Benadryls and sent him to bed.

Yesterday he complained about the spots off and on, and we realized that they were disappearing in one place and reappearing in another. First it was knees and elbows; then it was wrists and shins. Two more Benadryls and off to bed again.

This morning he was really suffering, so I decided to take him to the doctor. At 6:30, I took this photo of his elbows to send to my mom. By 7:30, when we left for the doctor, his elbows were fine but his feet were so swollen he couldn't curl his toes.

Turns out the doc was as baffled as we are. No new foods, new soaps, new pets, etc. He did, however, give Mike a 5-day course of Prednisone to kick the hives into submission and a couple antihistamine prescriptions for after that. Apparently one of the side effects of Prednisone is an increase in appetite. This could get ugly.

Back in the swim

My week is shaping up to be a hodge-podge of homework, meetings, and driving Mike back and forth to E'town. He just started today swimming with a team down there. This is his trial week to make sure it's something he wants to do. It seems like a great program though, and he is really excited about it.

Regionals report

Well, the weather cooperated with us on Friday, and the swimmers took off on the bus right on schedule as soon as they checked in with their homeroom teachers. Fred and I drove over to Versailles later on, after stopping at Barnes and Nobles in E'town to pick up some Starbucks.

We arrived just in time to check in for our volunteer shift. They had the volunteers divided into 2 shifts, and it was important to me that we work first shift, which meant sacrificing being able to see (and tape) Mike's 200-yard medley relay but which would allow us to see (and tape) both kids' individual events later in the afternoon. A regular Sophie's choice for the modern mom, I tell you.

I did peek over to lane 8 from lane 3 and watched Mike's leg of the relay. He came running over later to tell us that with a time of 2:06.63 (seed time was 2:13.01), the relay had made it to the second day, which took a lot of the pressure off.

Annabelle's event for the afternoon was the 100-yard backstroke, an event she had done only once before in competition. Watching her swim just takes my breath away. There's my baby, rising like the phoenix from liquid ashes and flinging herself backwards into the race, and it's all I can do to hold the camera still:



She was a little nervous about pacing herself from the flags to the side of the pool, but she timed it perfectly and nailed her turns like a pro:



At 1:40.74, Annabelle had the second-slowest seed time in her heat, but she still finished on top at 1:29.49. You can watch her event here and you can go here to read about the meet in her own words.

Mike's individual event, the 100-yard breaststroke, happened a little later in the afternoon. Mike has worked so hard on his breaststroke this season, and it really shows:



He finished third in his heat and fourteenth overall, which made him the second alternate for the finals the next day. His final time was 1:16.86, which was a personal best for him and made him really happy:



You can watch his event here.

By the end of Friday, Fort Knox had 12 swimmers who had qualified to come back the next day--3 relay teams with 2 swimmers also qualifying outright in an individual event each and 2 more (including Mike) qualifying as alternates in their individual events. This is HUGE for us! I am particularly impressed with the success of our relay teams. As I explained to Mike, any school can get lucky enough to have one or 2 superstars, but the success of a group says a lot about the underlying hard work and dedication.

It was so exciting to be back at the pool the second day. I vowed to videotape everybody from Fort Knox that day.

Mike's relay team finished 12th with a time of 2:07.40 but wound up in 11th place when another team was DQ'ed. We were joking that their fiendish plan not to come in last had worked!



Watch the 200-yard medley relay finals here.

You can watch our contenders in the women's 100-yard breaststroke here (8th place); the women's 100-yard backstroke here (10th place); the women's 200-yard freestyle relay here (7th place); and the men's 400-yard freestyle relay here (12th place).

Before we headed back to Fort Knox, I gathered some of our swimmers together to take a picture with their beloved coach:



I couldn't resist modeling our emergency goggles:



These are the goggles that we learned the hard way always to keep at the ready, because you just don't know when somebody's goggles are going to give up the ghost!

So tell me now, 'cause I know you know: Who rocks the blocks?

Birthday report

Well, today is my birthday, and I am officially 41. Funny . . . I don't feel a day over 50. Ha ha, no, actually I pretty much think of myself as 30.

I had a lovely day, very calm and quiet. Under normal circumstances, I might have wanted to go out to dinner or something, but after the past 2 crazy exciting days, I can't think of anything I would rather do than just what I did--sit on my butt behind the computer and work on my pics and videos from the swim meet!

We had a special dinner at home (Fred grilled salmon) and then presents and cake. So happy birthday to me, and now let's get on to the swimming report!

Longer post tomorrow

I'm beat. Mike and I just walked in the door, and I just want to check my email and head for bed. I think though that we have finally answered the question that has plagued mankind for eons.

Who rocks the blocks? KNOX ROCKS THE BLOCKS! Check back tomorrow for pics and video.

Cautiously optimistic

Well, it's 40 degrees out there right now and raining, which is way better than the ice and snow they were talking about last night. The kids just got on the schoolbus and should be leaving for Regionals right after signing in with their homeroom teachers. We have heard nothing of a delay or cancellation.

I'm blogging this morning because if Mike's relay team makes it to the second day, I'm staying over there with them. Cross fingers for continued good crappy weather (never thought I would describe cold, rainy, and windy as "good") and excellent swim karma!

Unacceptable!

This is our current weather forecast:



Normally I wouldn't be too worried about it, but tomorrow is the Regional swim competition, and we really need some good weather in order for all the teams to get there. It's in Versailles, which is 100 miles away and--oddly enough--pronounced exactly as it's spelled.

So if it's not too much trouble, please send good weather to Kentucky tomorrow. If you will do that for me, I promise that when we are having some random nice day and it is raining on your parade wherever you may be, I will send the good weather to you.

Close shave

The swim team is getting really excited about the upcoming regionals event on Friday (and hopefully Saturday). Some of the guys decided to go that extra mile by stripping off any fuzz that might hold them back, so they disappeared into the locker room after practice today with a 6-pack of disposable razors and a can of shaving gel. Mike just had time to do one of his legs, so this was his condition upon arriving home:



He quickly set to work to make his legs match:



Smooth as a baby's . . . well, you know.

Blog365: Day 29

Nothing noteworthy again today. Homework in the morning. Book fair in the afternoon. Spent the late afternoon realizing that my computer problems were stemming from a bum UPS, so I had to go out and buy a power strip to get me through until the replacement arrives. Then a band boosters meeting from 5:30 to 7:30. Just another day in paradise.

Why don't you go over and see Annabelle's blog? She has done a little housekeeping and has a spiffy new logo. Also, if you know any famous Thai people, she would be most appreciative.

Blog365: Day 28

This morning I did a little homework and then spent a couple hours working the book fair at Annabelle's school. At first I wasn't going to volunteer this time around (see my New Year's resolution to say no more often), but I really like working the book fair. So much so that I'm doing it again tomorrow.

I also cast on for my new scarf project. I LOVE the way that wool feels in my hands and definitely want to do a sweater after I finish the scarf.

This just in!

Here's some video footage of Mike's 200-yard medley relay team at yesterday's meet:



Mike is the second swimmer (breaststroke) in the green cap. They did great!

K1P1

I've got knitting on the brain lately. I am really close to finishing up my most recent pair of socks. All that remains is to graft the toe closed and weave in the loose ends. And, of course, to take a picture of them!

I'm in the mood to do something a little different. I spent an hour and a half in the yarn shop yesterday while Annabelle was at her Broadway bootcamp. I was desperately seeking inspiration, but I'm just so darn picky. I knew I wanted to do either color work or cables, but I just wasn't finding anything that I loved.

I was intrigued by the Mission Falls 1824 Wool, and was contemplating doing a Lopi-style sweater (like the one I made in Germany) out of that. That was going to take a lot of math though, as Lopi and 1824 are nothing like each other gaugewise.

Finally, one of the salesladies pointed me in the direction of some Mission Falls pattern books. I wound up deciding on this scarf, only mine will be black and a kind of taupey color:



I figure it's the perfect way to test drive that yarn, plus a scarf doesn't take a lot of mental energy, thus making it the perfect project to take up time during swim meets and practices. Can't wait to cast on tomorrow!

Winter reading challenge

I saw a winter reading challenge over at GoMomYouRock, and I thought that maybe this would be a good way to clean off the books that I currently have piled on my nightstand:

	I first read Nicholas and Alexandra when I was in eighth grade. I still remember fantasizing that I was related to the Romanovs, some long lost heiress perhaps, and my dad saying something to the extent of, "Just wait till you get to the end!" I credit that book with sparking my interest in Russia, which eventually led me to getting my BA in Russian Studies. I hadn't read it in years though, so I asked for it for Christmas (I read my parents' copy to death ages ago). I'm about a quarter of the way through it and am really savoring every page.
	When Fred and I went to Charlottesville last fall, we got to hear a professor from West Point talk to us about Islam. In fact, I heard him twice, as he addressed the spouses' program first, and I found him to be so fascinating that I went back when he talked to the SJA's. He had a list of books for people who wanted to learn more, and I asked which he would recommend to be read first, and this was the one he suggested. I picked it up as well as a Spark's Chart about Islam to help me keep names and places straight.
	I started reading Unhooked sometime last year, but I didn't get very far in it. I found it frustrating that the book focuses on the girls in these "hookups" to the exclusion of the boys. Does it not still take 2 to tango?! If it's true that middle school and high school are nothing more than the orgy picture painted by Stepp, that can't be any better for the boys involved than the girls. I think there has to be more to it though than what I was getting from it, and I would like to get back to it, so maybe this challenge will motivate me.
	This was another selection from my Christmas list this year. Basically each story is printed with the Russian on the left and the English on the right. I read the English and look at how pretty the Russian is and kick myself for how crappy my Russian is these days (20-plus years after I last studied the language).
	I really wanted to read Pollan's previous book, The Omnivore's Dilemma but just didn't think I could handle it, especially the part about the processing of meat. Pollan speaks of orthorexics, "people with an unhealthy obsession with healthy eating." I think I tend towards that myself. It's easy for me to feel like we're all a mouthful away from certain peril, so I don't need anything to push me further in this direction. This book, however, feels empowering: "Eat food. Not too much. Mostly plants." I can do this.
	Stupid and Contagious is by Caprice Crane. That's all I know about it, but I laughed a lot when I read her book Forget About It, so I'm hoping this one is equally enjoyable. I think I need some lightness in this book list!

So! Those are the books that I currently have that are waiting to be read. If I get through them, here are a few others that intrigue me:



What's on your "to read" list? You can join the challenge too!

Blog365: Day 25

Nothing terribly interesting to report today. I attended a committee meeting this morning, ate myself silly at an Indian restaurant for lunch, and then had my hair restored to its natural color. Or perhaps I should say, I had my hair restored to its original natural color.

The only semi-interesting thing that happened today occurred while I was setting the table for supper. I was walking into the dining room carrying a bowl of grated parmesan cheese, when I apparently tripped on an air molecule and twisted my ankle. Down I went like a bag of rocks! I was OK except for a little lingering tenderness in the ankle. I managed, however, to dust the area all around me with a fine coating of parm. It will go down in Ginger's diary as the Great Cheese Miracle of 2008, and she scarfed up all she could while Fred ran for the vacuum cleaner. She continues to make pilgrimages to the holy site, hoping that perhaps a relic might still be lingering deep within the fibers of the rug.

It's vintage

You know that "fur" coat I'm wearing in the snowman picture I posted a couple days ago? I still have it. Here's a picture of Annabelle wearing it in second grade:

Blog365: Day 23

Nothing entertaining to report today. Mike stayed home from school semi-sick. He spent the day guzzling Airborne and sucking on zinc lozenges and actually seems much improved. I would go search YouTube for something funny to post, but if I hurry, I can actually make it to bed by 9. I can't pass up that opportunity!

We were robbed!

Meade County? Schools closed on account of snow. Hardin County? Schools closed on account of snow. Fort Knox? Schools open despite the snow!

As it turns out the roads cleared by mid-morning anyway, but a snow day would have been so nice. I could have cancelled my dentist appointment and stayed home, but noooooooo. It was business as usual and now I'm looking at $1700 worth of gum upgrades.

Snow days are so nice. I remember how it felt as a kid to get up early and watch the closings crawl by at the bottom of the TV screen, hoping and praying that we would be some of the lucky ones who would get to put on 2 pairs of jeans and stuff our feet into breadbags inside our shoes and go slide down hills on cookie trays. (We southern children weren't very well outfitted for winter weather, I'm afraid, given that we didn't get it that often.)

I think my very first snow day must have been this one in Pensacola, Florida. I made a snow angel:



And I decorated a snowman to look like my dad:



Good times!

Blog365: Day 21

Today was a perfectly boring day. Nothing but catching up on some homework, working on my sock (the gusset is done!), and taking Mike to Louisville for a haircut and supper at Qdoba.

Maybe tomorrow will be more interesting. I rather hope not though. I have a dentist appointment. Boring will suit me just fine!

Just keep swimming, just keep swimming . . .

We are absolutely consumed by swimming these days. Two more weeks until Regionals!

Thursday night the kids had a meet here at Knox. Here is Annabelle's 50-yard freestyle:



and Mike's 100-yard breaststroke:



That kid to Mike's left (your right) is somewhat of a god in local swimming circles. At the beginning of the season, he and Mike didn't even swim in the same heats, let alone in side-by-side lanes. So it's really remarkable to see Mike giving him a run swim for his money!

Thursday night was Senior Night, where we honored our graduating swimmers. We had some flowers, and one of the moms made really nice shadow boxes for them:



I snapped a shot of Mike and Annabelle while they were hanging out waiting for their races:



I also got a picture of Annabelle with her friend Katie, who you might remember from the Case of Mistaken Identity:



Here's a picture I snagged from the breaststroke video:



Anybody but me see shades of Edvard Muench there?

Saturday we went up to Louisville for the Brown Bear Sprint at Shawnee High School. This was a fun, relaxed meet. Mike swam the 100-yard IM for the first time in competition:



And Annabelle participated in a most unusual relay:



It's called the corkscrew, and personally I would like to see it added to the lineup for the summer Olympics!

Redirect

I'm busy working on my video clips from the past 2 swim meets, but I don't really have anything ready to post. Please check back tomorrow. In the meantime, why don't you go check out Annabelle's post from yesterday and see her rather exciting news?

No Some soup for you!

I'm freezing my tail off these days, which puts me in the mood for soup. I found a copycat recipe online last year for California Pizza Kitchen's Sedona White Corn Tortilla Soup. I've made a couple minor modifications, and now it is one of my most favorite soups as well as a great excuse for buying an immersion blender. Here's how I make it:

Chop some garlic (I like a lot of garlic), some onion (maybe 1/2 cup?), and a couple slices of jalapeno (some like it hot, but not me!), and fry this up in a couple tablespoons of olive oil. Toss in a couple handfuls of Tostitos or other corn chips. Add 1/2 of a package of frozen corn, a couple big cans of tomatoes, 1/3 cup tomato paste, 1 and 1/2 cups water, and a quart of vegetable stock. Add the spices: 2 and 1/2 teaspoons ground cumin, a half tablespoon or so of salt (the original recipe called for a whole tablespoon, but it also called for frying your own tortillas, and I figure the corn chips bring some salt with them), 1/8 teaspoon ground white pepper, and 1/2 teaspoon chili powder. Bring this to a low boil and allow it to boil for 5 minutes.

Remove the soup from the heat for 20 minutes or so to allow it to cool a bit. Use your immersion blender (or do batches in a regular blender, but be careful not to burn yourself!) to smoothe it out some. Add the rest of the frozen corn, and bring the soup back to a boil.

Garnish with shredded cheddar cheese and more crushed up corn chips if you like.

How easy is that?! Serve with some sort of bread--we like biscuits or corn muffins--and salad, and you've got supper. (And yeah, that is the Bayeux Tapestry that I've got my biscuits wrapped in. Please don't tell France.)

Support Medusa's Daughter!

My dad just found out the other day that his novel, Medusa's Daughter, is a semi-finalist in the Amazon Breakthrough Novel contest. At this stage of the competition, Amazon is asking customers to download, read, and review excerpts of the semi-finalists. Based in part on these reviews, Amazon will then select 10 finalists, who will be announced on March 3.

I have already posted my review. Anybody who is interested in helping a deserving work get the credit it deserves is welcome to join me! Just go here to do your part.

Blog365: Day 16

Brain. Hurts. I'm helping Mike with his chemistry homework, and let's just say I don't remember a lot about chemistry. I think there must be a reason I majored in Russian Studies instead. I have ideas for 2 different blog posts, but instead I'm worrying about molar mass. Sorry. Check back tomorrow for something more interesting!

1970s flashback

There are some very funny family photos out there on the Internet, so I'm adding this one to the pile:



Are we not the epitome of early 1970s cool? Check out my pants! My sister (who was not yet on the scene in that picture) says they look like bubblegum wrappers.

That's my cousin Julie's inchworm I'm sitting on. I loved that stupid worm. Little did I know on picture day that one day my sorrow at not having an inchworm of my own would be eclipsed by the trauma of my parents' refusal to provide me with an Easy-Bake Oven. Sigh . . .

Blog365: Day 14

Phantom was just awesome yesterday! I think I enjoyed watching Annabelle seeing it live for the first time as much as the show itself. Fred was pleased that the story actually made sense to him for the first time (third time is the charm, I guess). Even Mike enjoyed himself, although that's really not his kind of show (no mosh pit and all that).

Today is c-c-cold, so I'm staying inside as much as possible. I have plenty of work I need to be doing for school. In fact, I should go do some of that now.

Here, why don't you enjoy this bassoon tribute to the Beatles while I'm gone?

On our way to the theater

It's a cold, rainy day, which would be perfect for hanging out in jammies. We, however, have tickets to the theater, so I have to get dressed. Wish I could wear this:



Can you guess what we're seeing?

I have had a dream

A couple mornings a week, the first words out of my mouth to Fred are: "I had the strangest dream last night." You can see his eyes glaze over as he resigns himself to spending the next few minutes hearing my dream retold in minute detail. I figure that now though my dreams can serve as Blog365 fodder.

So anyway, I had the strangest dream last night . . .

I dreamed that the high school here was preparing for some sort of big event. Perhaps it was homecoming, as they seemed to be expecting a lot of Very Important Visitors, which doesn't make sense, as not a lot of people come back for our homecoming, given the transient nature of our student body. As part of this effort, they were doing a LOT of major building projects, which also doesn't make sense, as efforts for homecoming tend to be more along the lines of hallway decorating rather than anything that involves cement and steel beams.

My dad was visiting, and he and I were driving past one of these works in progress, and I casually asked him if he knew what Potemkin villages were. He said he did not (which is how I should have known I was dreaming, because if something happened in history, my dad knows about it). I explained to him that they were fake villages erected in Russia to please the tsar when he got a bug up his butt to go see how the peasants were doing. (It was actually Catherine the Great that these villages were set up to fool, but in my dream, I just lumped her in with all Russian rulers and assigned the male pronoun. Sorry, Kate.)

Then I got a burst of inspiration and said, "Hey, wouldn't Potemkin High make a great name for a school in just the right kind of book?" And my dad agreed that yes, that would be a brilliant idea.

So, analyze THAT!

Fred just left to drop the kids off for the swim team bus. We're off to Louisville for another meet. Think fast thoughts for Mike and Annabelle!

Blog365: Day 11

At the risk of turning this into a knitting blog (not that there's anything wrong with that), I finished my sock at a board meeting this morning, so yay for me. I cast on for the second one this afternoon and hope to get a lot done at tomorrow's swim meet.

I haven't gone political on the blog in quite a while, but I have been laughing all day over this:



DailyKos is encouraging Michigan Dems to cast a vote for Romney in the Republican primary. Kos says:

Okay, so, I know - you must think I'm nuts to suggest that anyone ever vote Republican. But this situation is special. As it happens, the Michigan Democratic primary is uncontested. Barack Obama and John Edwards aren't even on the ballot. So that means even if you're a Hillary Clinton supporter, there's no need to vote for her - she's running unopposed.

But the Republican primary is hotly contested. And Michigan law lets anyone - including independents AND Democrats - vote in the Republican primary. This means there's a great opportunity, as we say above, for us to make mischief!

So why should Dems and indies vote Romney? After his victory in New Hampshire, the press has declared John McCain the Republican front- runner. Meanwhile, Mike Huckabee, who won in Iowa, looks poised to do well in South Carolina, which hosts the next primary after Michigan.

Meanwhile, Mitt Romney desperately needs to win Michigan in order to keep his campaign afloat. And the more Republican candidates who are fighting it out, trashing each other with negative ads and spending tons of money, the better it is for the Democratic candidates, of course! In other words, we want Mitt to stay in the race, and to do that, we need him to win in Michigan.

Apparently some people didn't understand the reasoning, so Kos posted a second part to make 4 main points: "(1) This isn't a pro-Romney effort . . . (2) The Democratic race is irrelevant . . . (3) You can't bring a spork to a gun battle . . . [and] (4) Open primaries are stupid."

"You can't bring a spork to a gun battle." Cracks me right up!

First day night of school

Tonight is my first night of classes for the spring semester. In fact, I'm in class right now, although we're on a break to log-in on the attendance tool.

Once again I have managed to arrange both of my classes on Thursday night. That makes for a long evening, but after tonight, attendance at the first class is optional. It was optional last semester too, but I always went. I'm going to try being a little more laid back this this semester. Frankly, I get more out of the message board participation anyway.

I'm taking Information Policy, which I hope won't be as tough as everybody says it is given that I've got a legal background. My other class is Cataloging, which I'm really looking forward to! Apparently I'm somewhat of a freak in that regard. My Cataloging textbook starts off with: "If you are looking at this book it may be because you are interested in cataloguing. If you are not, I hope that by reading it you will find that cataloguing is not as bad as you thought." Later on, we learn that "[c]ataloguing has long been unpopular, and nowadays is little taught."

As you might have noticed from the spelling of "cataloguing," the author of my textbook is British. Accordingly, I read it with a British accent in my head. I think my mental narrator is a part of Monty Python, but that might just be due to passages like this:

The main thing is to have a sense of humour. You will have to apply rules which you find quite silly, and you cannot really take them all seriously. On a scale of the world's problems cataloguing would not feature at all. However, you must pretend to take them seriously, and pretend, while you are doing it, that cataloguing is the most important thing in the world. You must regard every decision, as well as every full stop and comma, as being of vital importance.

"Silly" rules? I love it!

I know I said I wasn't feeling "socky" . . .

. . . but check this out:



This sock has all but knit itself. I've gotten down past the gusset in what feels like no time at all. All that remains are 20 or so rounds of straight knitting and then the toe decreases.

Of course then I'll need to make the dreaded second sock. We'll see how long that takes me.

Bookworm

This time last year, I decided to use LibraryThing to keep track of my reading for the year. I think I did a pretty good job of remembering to enter titles as I finished them, although I don't know that I ever got my sidebar fixed so that my library widget is visible to Mac people. This is what a year's worth of reading looks like for me (click to see it bigger if you can't read the titles):

Blog365: Day 7

Today is our official return to the grind. Fred is at work; the kids are at school. I've spent the day working on this and that--I paid my tuition for my spring classes and printed some reading materials that I'm going to need this semester. Now I'm working on my photos again. It cracks me up when I find a shot that I had forgotten about. Like this one, for example--Mike and his friend Scott wearing their big, furry hats:



This is the calm before the storm. The rest of the week is going to be a blur of getting kids to and from various practices, meetings, and lessons; getting them to 2 swim meets and attending a Swim Boosters meeting; going to a club luncheon and 2 board meetings; and starting my classes.

Working Better, not harder

I've been obsessed with organizing my hard drive for the past few weeks, especially my picture files, which had really gotten out of control. I'm pleased to report that I have regained over 10 gigs of storage space that I had filled with duplicates and other junk. I found a couple of cool utilities that have been very helpful to me as I go through this process.

I used Better File Attributes to change the creation date of files of photos that had been scanned. For example, if I scan my wedding photos today, the file creation date is going to be January 6, 2007, rather than June 16, 1990, and there's nothing I can do in Windows Explorer to change that. Better Files Attributes, however, allows me to set the creation date (as well as any modification date or "last accessed" date) to any date that I want. Well worth the $9.95 price!

I have had a lot of situations where I wanted to add the word "edit" to a file name so that I could merge my edited files and my original files in the same folder. I started off using the "process multiple files" feature in Photoshop Elements 6 to change these names en masse. For some reason that I could never figure out, however, Elements was leaving me with files that were significantly smaller in size than the ones I had started with. I couldn't discern any difference in physical size of the image or loss of resolution, but I just wasn't willing to take a chance that I was somehow losing quality.

I started tweaking the file names myself, one by one, but it was tedious in the extreme. Better File Rename was just the tool for handling an entire folder full of files all at once. I was happy to pay $19.95 to save myself literally hours of typing "edit" over and over and over again.

Blog365: Day 5

We've spent this rainy Saturday getting stuff done around the house. Fred worked on the desk he is painting for Annabelle's room, and I worked on my ongoing quest for Total Photo Organization. We also took down all the Christmas stuff. I am always so glad to get that mess packed away for another year!

The other day we finally got around to framing the painting I gave Fred for our anniversary last summer:



That's our house, and if you look in the top left-hand window, that's our cat Eddie. My friend Marianthe Snyder painted it for me. She's the artist who painted the amazing Derby-themed horse for last year's Run for the Gold.

Mike's week of fun in Arizona is at an end. He's currently sitting in the Tucson airport, where his flight has been delayed for an hour. Southwest swears that he will have time to make his connection in Vegas, so we shall see. He's not due to arrive in Louisville until almost 1 a.m. as it is, so I hope he's not too much later than that.

Knitwit

I finally finished the pair of socks I have been working on since forever. Kind of ironic, as they are a chunkier sock yarn than I typically work with and thus should knit up FASTER. Oh, well, I'm pleased with how they turned out:



I started another pair of socks a little while ago, but I'm just not in a very "socky" mood, which is why it took me so long to finish the last pair. It's nice yarn, but my heart just isn't in it:



What I'm really in the mood to knit is a sweater. I want to do another Lopi sweater kind of like the one I made when we were moving to Germany. I want to knit in the round and have lots of fancy colors, but I want to work with something finer and less scratchy than Lopi. This means that I need to get out there and see what's available and do a whole lot of math to decide what size pattern to make and what size needles to use and how many skeins of yarn to buy, and I just don't have the energy.

So it's more socks for now. After this pair, I'll only have enough yarn left from our last trip to Germany for one more pair, so I'll have to figure something out.

Cuppa tea?

My friend Amy asked me for the recipe for Russian tea, so I thought I would also share it here. I got this recipe from Fred's mom years ago, and I love it. I use decaf tea though so I can drink it at night, which is when I think it tastes best!

Russian Tea

Boil 8 cups of water and 2 family-size or 6 regular tea bags for 10 minutes. Boil 5 cups of water, 1 and 1/2 cups sugar, and 20 cloves for 10 minutes. Combine into larger pot and add 12 ounces frozen orange juice, 2 and 1/2 cups pineapple juice, and 4 tablespoons lemon juice. Makes 1 gallon--keeps 6 weeks.

Go on, try some. You know you want it.

Blog365: Day 2

I had another chance to practice with my new camera at today's swim meet. I took some video of Annabelle's 50-yard freestyle:



(Hey, speaking of Annabelle, guess who else is participating in Blog365? Go over there right now and show Annabelle the love!)

I didn't get another chance to take pictures of her, so I practiced on other people's kids instead. Nothing to write home about. Out of 63 photos, I got 2 that were semi-decent or at least interesting. Here is "semi-decent," a somewhat blurry shot of some kid from Trinity (click to see it bigger):



And here is "interesting," one of our guys (again, clicking makes the photo grow):



Damn, I really wish that one had been centered, thus elevating it to semi-decent status!

Of course, they both get even more interesting if I solarize them. Check it out!

Resolved

Some people don't like New Year's resolutions, but I love them. I've got all the usual resolutions covered this year--lose a few pounds, hit the gym, be more organized, etc. I think my REAL resolution, however, is to be a lot more careful about what responsibilities I take on.

Don't get me wrong. I'm really lucky. There's nothing in my life that I don't want to do, or at least that I didn't want to do when I signed up to do it. It's just that I have a problem saying no, and there is so much out there to be done. It recently dawned on me, however, that there will never be a point where people will say, "Oh, heavens, no, let's not ask Bonnie to do that! She has enough on her plate already." So I am going to have to be a lot more hard-nosed about saying no.

I'm not dropping anything for the rest of this school year. I'll still be on the school board, and I'll still be the sophomore class parent. I'll still be the band boosters treasurer and the adviser for the welfare committee of my community club. I'm going to do the Run for the Gold one more time (Fred is out in the garage cutting out wooden horses as I type this). And I'm going to stay in school and keep on freelancing, so it's not like I'm going to be sitting around eating chocolate all day. I'll still be a contributing member of society, but I want more time to do for my family and for myself, so I'm done adding outside obligations, at least for a while.

One thing I want to do for myself and for my family is to take better care of my blog. I love it that sometimes I'll catch one of the kids going through the archives and remembering the good times. To that end, I have signed up to participate in Blog 365--blogging every day for 2008 (with a day off for February 29). Hey, it's just a lap around the sun, right?