When I'm bored (or procrastinating), I like to check the stats for my blogs. It's always interesting to me to see where people are coming from and how they're finding my little corner of the web. It's exciting to get a hit from someplace exotic, like Singapore or Malaysia (I got a hit from Iran one day).
Ever since I stopped posting regularly on my old blog, most of my traffic there has dwindled down to people who are looking for Czech pornography. But that's a story for another day!
Today I happened to check the stats for the old blog. Of my 100 most recent hits, 39 were from Americans searching for farting pigs. In fact, if you go to Yahoo.com right now and search for farting pig (no quotes), I'm the fifth result. Add cartoon, and I jump to second place. Add quotes, and I'm first. I'm number one! I'm number one!
It is true--I did write about a Belgian cartoon featuring a farting pig. But that was almost a year ago. Why this sudden interest in flatulent swine that appears to be sweeping the homeland? Granted, the State of the Union address is tonight . . .
Oh, well, I guess anytime is the right time for a farting pig. Click the pig, give him time to download, turn your speakers up REALLY LOUD, and enjoy the show:
Sorry de snorry, Betsy!
1 week ago